Some funny jokes

[KernMilestone]

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.


Sorry if an old one - but very very funny.

[xypichi]

Robert went to his lawyer and said, 'I would like to make a will but I don't know exactly how to go about it.' The lawyer smiled at Robert and replied, 'Not a problem, leave it all to me.' Robert looked somewhat upset and said, 'Well, I knew you were going to take a big portion, but I would like to leave a little to my family too!'

[Tizio]

Nice one! And unfortunately true :twisted:

[jenny1980]

This isn't a joke (a solid truth more likely ), but it was really funny to me...the ladies on this forum will love it...


The best quote you will ever hear:

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."



Jenny

[florachristi]

Ha ha ha its very funny but its true,,,,,,,,

[moorking]

A policeman pulled over a car, walked up to the driver's window, and asked the man if he knew why he was pulled over.
"No," the man replied.
"You failed to stop at the stop sign," the cop explained.
"But I did slow down!" the guy argued.
The cop shook his head. "You are required to stop. That's why they're called stop signs."
The man started to get belligerent. "Stop, slow down -- what's the difference?"
The cop pulled out his baton. "I can show you. I'm going to start hitting you with my baton. You tell me if you want me to stop or slow down."