[SlappyHappy]

Greetings...
I am trying to install the BSPlayer FREE app on my Samsung Galaxy Express 3. Sounds fairly simply, doesn't it? After countless hours of trying to figure out why I keep getting "This item isn't available in your country", I found this forum. I am located dead center in the Mid West (USA); so, how, I am not in the country I don't know.

I've tried the following with no success:
- adding a credit card to Google Play account
- using a VPN for UK, Canada, Poland, Germany, plus more
- clearing cache, etc for Google Play
- logging into Google Play from my computer and trying to install

There is no way this can be that complicated.
Help Please!